May 2013
112 posts
the only reason to throw uh big ass slab uv rubber...
is tuh make it way more than
the portly carbon version
2014 trek fuel ex
stage 18 pVAM says pSLOW
kin yuh realy count an average 5% drag as uh climb?
maybe not
but given the state uv this giro
we’d better analyze this sumbitch anyways
full well aknowledging that we may be pushing
Scott Richards’ pVAM equation well beyond its intended use
first up the climb
ramps of over 6% but an average gradient of just 4.94%
vertical climb uh not bad 1018 m
topping...
6 weeks uv roadie hell
so the response yuh neve want
is when when uh surgeons is lookin at yer MRI
n
he grabs his buddy n says
hey look at this
they where tryin to deside
if it was a small crack with a lot uv bone bruise
or if it was that the whole damn half uv the lateral tibia
got knocked loose
he consensus
by their lack uv bein able elicit pain
by pushin on what they thought should hurt...
Giro pVAM analysis through Stage 15
with about as many
climb
as
GC
abandons
pickens are slim
fer stuff to analyze
but here goes
first up the climbs
stg 14 does away with any intermezo n goes straight
Jafferau
uh punchy little helion uva 9.2% 654 vert m climb topping at
1908 meters altitude
good fer uh pVAM uv 1689 m/hour
while stg 15
the GC pianos the Cenis out uv relevance
...
in the spirit uv transparency to the 404 firecrest...
thissus the sagital plane uv docs knee (lookin from the side)
the front of the knee to the left back to the right
in the lower bone
the tibia
on the back uv it you can see an area about 1.5 cm
surrounded by brighter white which radiates out
that is swelling
in the bone
the reason fer the swelling
is a bit more obvious here
where you can see a chunk
that’s...
Anonymous asked: So Rafal Majka says, "(...) I have a feeling that my condition is still improving." Is that even possible in a GT?
cc @vaughters →
red cow
swiss fed corruption
only plausible explanation
for backing McQuaid
preempting
Irish EGM
referrendum
today
all
races are lost
“If you’re conservative and believe that 10 per cent are doping, four out...”
– http://www.vancouversun.com/touch/story.html?id=8389291
link coutesy of @Clean_Protocol
with cycling suggested as a sport needing “tough love”
and dropped from the Olympics
it don’t sound like
Pounds buys into the 2008
and the great cease fire
now pound dont...
“@JMBeaushrimp: @veloclinic @mewmewmew13 Same cat, different questions. Do you...”
– sumtimes the flock
gets it
the Tecate uncertainty principle
yuh can’t be at the store
n
know exactly how many Tecate are left in yer home fridge
at the same time
Giro Stage 10 pVAM analysis n prognostication
Using the latest version of Scott’s pVAM equation:
pVAM = 2912.14 + 426.293 ln(gradient) – 0.0711 Vclimb – 0.0836 Altitude
http://www.cyclismas.com/2013/05/what-to-expect-from-the-giro-favourites-predicting-climbing-performances/
(note the equation used in this analysis calculates a pVAM from the historical data set uv all available data, while in the link above Scott uses a regression...
Anonymous asked: All in all, we're all just Brads in the Wall. - Pink Floyd Landis
“@albertocelani: Uran:”Focused team,we planned an attack with...”
–
interview with brads inner chimp
what was it like ?
like prison
like prison ?
like prison, like bein trapped inna box realy,
like brads brain was this little box,
and you had geert and brailsford just stuffing you right back in,
any time you felt like going out for a bit,
but you did get out, how does that feel?
it’s exhilarating realy, bein trapped in brad you don’t have the chance...
bikesnwhiskey asked: i advocate against unpaid work, so uh nevermind then
inner chimp looks like this
but smaller
so it kin fit in brads head
if found please tweet Fran millar
inner chimp with blue armband
responds to Ralph
please help find him
http://www.teamsky.com/profile/0,27291,17543_6638147,00.html
important ! SKY inner chimp gone missing !
http://www.teamsky.com/profile/0,27291,17543_6638147,00.html
so when'd SKY pull the "inner chimp" off the...
http://www.teamsky.com/profile/0,27291,17543_6638147,00.html
giro rest day eve recap
between UCI_Overlord
n
David Walsh
it’d be nice if the story tellers
took uh break from becoming the story
cuz were the shit does that leave the little guy
or girl
with the self portrait blog
n
celebrity
by proxy
or
proximity
ferish
more accurately
uv having even fer the time it took
yer best friend
to screw up the pic
shared space
,
Walsh...
bikesnwhiskey asked: i want answered: is it legit?
Anonymous asked: Do you have a crush on Brad Wiggins? If so, its kinda cute ;)
he might is fuggin well
just brainstorming here
sein as
the only thing less appealing
that le train brad on the smothering the front
is brad doin
andy schleck impressions
fer
3 straight weeks
Anonymous asked: Youtube video suggestion: analysis of Jani's 2012 TdF srm-data @ trainingpeaks.
puppies fer breakfast
(imagery courtesy uv @nyvelocity)
Hansen crushin waterlogged skulls
wet asphalt takin wiggins fer uh bone density check
santambrogio black dressing the Cinderella story
choke chains yanked on the columbian sky dogs
n
bike racers
real life ones
the likes uv the cadels n Ryder’s
pillaging time
in the chase fer pink
as the giro
devours the weak
n
...
Anonymous asked: "Damn" because of what it looks like it does? Doesn't appear to be on WADA's list either...
Anonymous asked: Does this mean you are possessed by the devil? Isn't that a massive blow to your credibility?
dear anonymous who submitted the post on that hgb...
damn
Red Cow Count Down
http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/14520/No-official-McQuaid-approach-thus-far-to-Swiss-Cycling-for-nomination-for-UCI-presidential-role.aspx
it’s uh fairy awesome title
fer the less than awesome thing
seein as uh EGM
NO
on Mcquaid vote
uh no site thing itself
is not necesarilly
the the final stake
in mcquaids
unbeating
heart
Anonymous asked: Did your mom wash your mouth with soap when you were a child?
seein as 2009 is now safely in the past
maybe they’ll finally get around to dealing with bassos
suppressed vuelta retic
n hgb recovery
(technically they actually can’t as 2009 ws for establishing baselines , ie giving dopers uh freebie to sort out the doping before the whole damn peloton had to be sanctioned)
expert analysis: giro stage 4
n rightly fuggin so brad
rightly fuggin so
dropped in the last 10 K
bonk
mechanical
prima Donna it’s rainin hissy fit or otherwise
if sky expects to keep the dope jokes commin
they better start ridin
like uh team
organized enough
to have uh gahddamn
organized doping program
lookit the fuggin results
brad rolled in without
a single fuggin sky...
expert analysis : from Uran to Paola salvodeli
remember that time
when all uv lances teammates
got dropped
on that cutesy little bump uv uh climb
than they came back
after the rest day n
TTed the shit outta every climb
fer the rest uv the entire race
?
well
there wus one guy
salvodelli
breathin out his fuggin eyes
that tries tuh stay there fer lance
n that guy
was paolo salvodelli
better know
fer...
Anonymous asked: Have you heard of myo-inositol trispyrophosphate being used in sport?
Hesjedal attacks
brailsford names froome TDF leader
so is it all akward when they get on the bus
n have tuh help each other
unzip their skinsuits
prognostication TDF stage 21
presser: “brad why weren’t yuh on the podium?”
prognostication TDF stage 20
prognostication TDF stage 19
prognostication TDF stage 18
Prognostication TDF stage 17
